WoodChuck Chuck
WoodChuck Chuck Story
| There once was a young woodchuck named Chuck Who would beg every day to his dad named Huck "Could I go chuck wood? Could I chuck like you?" "Could I go to the woods? Do you want me to?" |
| “You can’t come chuck,” said woodchuck Huck To his woodchuck son little woodchuck Chuck, “Oh, please Dad, pleeeeease!” said Chuck to Huck, “I can chuck wood, I’m a BIG woodchuck!” |
“But Chuck you’re nine! You’re out of luck!” Said woodchuck Chuck’s brother woodchuck Buck “The Woodchuck Rulebook says you’re stuck,” “If you’re not TEN you can’t chuck, Chuck!” |
“What’s wrong, Chuck?” asked quick quack Duck, “I’m mad ‘cause my Dad won’t let me chuck,” “I could chuck real good and you know I would, “If the Woodchuck Rulebook said I could!” |
“Can you Chuck me?” asked quick quack Duck. “I could and would,” said woodchuck Chuck. So woodchuck Chuck chucked quick quack duck And the duck went spluck in the thick, thick muck. |
“Chuck me next!” said Big Pig Ben So Chuck chucked Ben from the big pig pen Then Big Pig squealed “Weee! I can fly!” And he came down ‘PLOP!’ in the slop, oh my! |
“Chuck me next!” said the little grey mole So Chuck chucked him, oh bless my soul And grey mole squeaked, “I’m a SUPERMOLE!” And he plopped on the top of his big mole hole. |
Then the little red hen asked, “May I try?” So Chuck chucked her to the big blue sky And the red hen said, “Look what I can do!” As she did a double-flip and a loop-de-loo |
And the whole crowd cheered to the hen’s delight ‘Till they saw a fox and screamed with fright. Then the little red hen clucked, “Don’t eat me!” And Woodchuck Chuck cried, “Leave her be!” |
Then the sly fox smiled and said, “Dear child!” “Do I look like a crook or a beast from the wild?” “Would I eat such a sweet little innocent bird?” “Would a fox eat a chicken? That’s simply absurd!” |
But the woodchuck said, “That’s a big fat LIE!” “Go away sly fox, or I’ll make YOU fly!” “You CAN’T chuck me,” said the slick sly fox “You might get sick, I’ve got the pox!” |
But woodchuck Chuck said “I don’t care.” And he picked slick fox up in the air And he chucked that Fox with all his might As the fox cried, “Wait, I’m afraid of heiiiiiiiiights!” |
“Oh, thank you, Chuck!” clucked the little red hen, “You’re amazing , Chuck!” oinked Big Pig Ben Then Chuck’s friends cheered, “You saved the day!” “Three cheers for Chuck! Hip, Hip, HOORAY!” |
Then back from the woods came woodchuck Huck Who told his son, “You’re a hero, Chuck!” “You can come chuck wood even though you’re nine.” “You’re a great son Chuck, and I’m glad you’re mine!” |
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